There Is Always A Catch Isn't There?
Here is the Hot Water Heater Extended Warranty Catch:
We must perform the maintenance each year on your water heater according
to the manufacturer's instructions. The interior of the tank must be
inspected each year and the water heater must be power flushed and
drained of excessive calcium buildup. If your incoming water has too
much hardness it will need to be treated. Don't worry, the treatment
costs about $50 a year at the most and you can do it yourself. It is
that easy.
If we install and maintain your new hot water heater we guarantee that
you will not have a tank leak ever. If your hot water heater develops a
leak, there is always a chance, then we will replace your water heater
at no charge to you whatsoever. That means no distributor charges, no
labor charges, no charges period.
This is Your Written Warranty. Simply Print This Warranty Page Out
and Present It to Our Smiling Plumber. He will Sign and Date This Paper
and Make a Note of Your "Forever" Warranty on the Home Improvement
Invoice
Call "The Master of Long Life Hot Water Heaters", Donny, at (5!@6~!2) 6>4>6-1>2 3 0
We are offering this excellent extended warranty to 48 homeowners as a
marketing experiment. I have (25) twenty five 40 gallon gas hot water
heaters and (23) twenty three 50 gallon gas hot water heaters available
at the time of writing this marketing letter. First come, first serve.
When they are gone, so is this offer.
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